Shoutout to the cashiers who risk their job by knowingly selling dip to underage dippers #ThisDipsForYou

If it can't be fixed with cold ones and country music, it can't be fixed.

Anyone one want to go golfing in k town today? #tiger #beerabogey?

@davysnizz lets hit the links kid

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Cloudy with a chance of my balls in ur mouth

Balls deep in a game of Madden and Katherine thinks she can walk in front of the tv? Shits more important than your modeling career honey.

So 11am is great time to hit the gym.....#dimeseverywhere

Why do the guys in the Cialis ads act so desperate? Dude that thing could be upright 4 hours, plenty of time to crush some of those nachos.

Cody Sylvester is in the holiday spirit. @ Chacko's Family Bowling Center instagram.com/p/h9I3V-JGzJ/

5 days till k town! Kids fired up! #letsgo

Someone toss this guys beer! done for c mas! not sure if I'm more excited@for the @RysRyman invitational or Christmas! #Fortheboys

My asshole feels like the ring of fire! - Travis Ryman

5th annual @RysRyman invitational beer pong tourny, the boys stocked up on some Big Surf Beer #letsgo

5-0 the boys are going! TheRealKB #firedup

The boys bringin'it randy tosoff @RysRyman MT@tossindips: 5th annual invitational beer pong tourny...Big Surf Beer

.randy tosoff @RysRyman You guys are killin'us. Who was crowned King Pong Dude last night? #mangled #canadarocks

Them raptors tho #sizzling

Have scrivens_30 in pool. Never check pool. He was on my bench. On a related note, I'd like to announce my retirement from fantasy sports.