"get a job" nope too busy being a sweetheart

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME

actually let’s get insane on caffiene today

Please dont make me pay rent im beautiful

the gap in my resume? yeah it’s called playing outside

lets hang out and ill show you all my favourite songs and no im sorry i dont wanna listen to your favourites

Work should be 35 mins max

theyre letting me out for air in a minute and im gonna book it. im gonna run

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

this girl knows every song i send her she needs to get a job

i’ve never been 26 or even 25

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

Courage is, quite simply, doing it anyway doing it badly, doing it early, doing it scared, but doing it anyway

I need a boyfriend because I cannot keep driving.

I can hear the Fortnite chest sound

Word of advice

one month into dating: what’s up big dawg one year into dating: hi my beautiful big dawg one day after married: good morning my forever big dawg

no dating apps because im single in a far deeper more intellectual way than you are

sometimes girls just have damage on their cars. you shouldn’t be asking about it

I saw a flower today it looked just like you