If only we’d listened…..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Thank fuck John Lennon isn’t with us anymore. What an annoying prick he would have been….

Amazing how much this sounds like the opening bars of classic 60’s hit “Concrete and Clay” 😀

Count the spoons….

…..In which Jeremy, has his arse handed to him, on the finest Wedgwood china 😂

And we now appear to have a significant amount of cutlery missing…..

I find it fascinating that the Windrush generation were able to come to the UK and build our great nation, but not make a decent fist of the job back home. I suppose they didn’t have Jewsons or a B&Q 🤔 #windrushday2025

I’m sure David would have been writing apology letters to Hermann Goring in 1944

Is the Windrush available for return journeys?

Hope they didn’t order too many sandwiches ☹️

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After being implicated in illegal immigration scandal, Deliveroo go back to basics

Now that Deliveroo won’t be employing Somali’s with still wet socks to deliver your pizza, look out for hastily dragooned PIP claimants, coughing and spluttering at your door, after having climbed 12 flights because the lift’s broken.

When you get a part time gig on a concession stand at Glastonbury and its not the tarot card/dreamcatcher stall you were expecting ☹️

The Prat in the Hat Comes Back

Dr David Kelly was found dead under a tree. It’s a small world.

🚨Update: Internet connection has been now rolled out in all of UK asylums

Her family came over on the Windrush just to give our jaded palates the joy of Samosas and this is how we repay her ☹️ Defund The BBC

Coldplay have just come on at Glastonbury Glastonbury Festival

Today's line up for Glastonbury looks fantastic: Supertanskii will perform from her new book "cooking with my yeast infection" Owen Jones will be playing a rusty trombone with his backing band "the Mississippi hotpockets" Care for Calais will be enforcing a tent sweep to