He ain’t gonna get over this is he, fucking Hellman

They just changed the rule. Beggars can be choosers now.

2 years ago I saw Confidence Man support Noel Gallagher in London and immediately fell in love. It was a dream come true to go down to Brighton and catch their Glastonbury warm up show and take photos for Northern Exposure Magazine: northernexposuremagazine.co.uk/confidence-man…

My bike has been stolen near Stockwell, Blue Raleigh Strada 4 - on the slim chance anyone sees this in London please let me know!

This Crowdstrike thing is nuts! My wife’s Chevy Bolt wouldn’t start & since I’m not comfortable driving at night she had to sleep over at the dojo after her karate lesson!

We are delighted to announce we have signed our first ever pre-match shirt sponsorship deal with the Institute for Policy Development, a think tank dedicated to prosperity through principle, who will place "conversation-starters" on the jerseys we warm-up in ahead of games. #SRFC

The word "similar" doing a lot of heavy lifting here

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another brat summer was made, in Australia, in the fires of the southern hemisphere

Noel Edmonds has commissioned a sculpture to symbolise his legal battle against Lloyds bank.

stormzy clears things up

We found bruv in a blokeless place

Just going to be thinking about this for the rest of my life

Thames Water has been given a £3 billion bailout, paid for by you and me. Why should households have to pay for the mess that Thames Water got itself into, just so execs and shareholders can protect their profits? There is a better solution: take water into public ownership.

I guess now's the time

"If you had a lot of women in underground cellars with a locked door, how would the punters get to them?" I've never read anything like that in my whole life. That is extraordinary.

At a narrow bridge I noticed the car flashing me through had an reg ending in LBW. Rather than giving the standard hand raise of thanks, I gave an umpire single finger "out" signal. They replied with a 4 runs arm wave. One of the greatest human interactions of my life.

"Great question Emma! It's a person who makes tools."

In 2022 Number 10 released this video - still online - encouraging Russians to evade their country's information firewall.

Bob Vylan have successfully sued the arse off the Manchester Evening news. The days of having impunity to parrot political zionist talking points is over. the fight back is well and truly underway manchestereveningnews.co.uk/corrections-cl…

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