“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

So emails now show Johnson's route to PM was planned by a team of Steve Bannon, Jeffrey Epstein, and Nigel Farage who wanted to overthrow May. Assume media will be deeply scrutinising Farage’s role in this today?

The counter has moved!

Channel 4, I would like to formally request a 90 minute special of 24 Hours in Police Custody on the arrest of ex-Prince Andrew. Full timeline. Bodycam. Interview room. No sympathetic lighting. (Channel 4) #PrinceAndrew

Nothing activates this place like a wrong ‘un having a dreadful day

OMG!!!!! Brilliant!

Suella Braverman asked for my help to get mat leave when she was Attorney General. As first pregnant AG she needed new rights. (I helped ofc, she took mat leave and returned to govt office) Depressing she now plans roll-back of rights for aother women! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Best view in Whitby 👀

Why are men like this? Boyfriend’s 70 year old uncle has buried his partner of 35+years today. Just heard him say he needs to find a “female” to connect with asap to see out his days. She’s only just died! 35 years!!!!

Me, my brother, cousin and stepmum getting ready to deliver a party political broadcast for the The Green Party from my nan’s house

😂 😂 not fit to be an MP because she went to Spain ten years ago LOL

So the Mail has done its regulation hit piece on the left-wing candidate in a by election and the sum total of what they’ve dug up amounts to Hannah Spencer going to Spain 10 years ago, driving a car that runs on petrol and buying a house with her ex partner. Dog shit effort lads

day drinking, speaking two languages, ħard ďrugs, tax avoidance

I have heard that she once forgot to sing “ so good, so good “ during Sweet Caroline. Very anti - English

Two bottles of wine in, in a strange town (Halifax) who wants it?!

Why aren’t you in your constituency doing your job you wank puffin? Someone paid you?

🚨NEW: Jeremy Corbyn has endorsed the Green Party in the Gorton and Denton by-election

How cute, they've given their odious, unelected right-wing millionaire donor a nameplate for his podium. They are a joke and have no shame. #ReformUK #Farage #ZiaYusuf

Same. Not to mention the thousands of pounds I’ve paid out this year so she can sit GCSEs.