“It just shouldn’t take three men to look after a baby. There’s absolutely no teamwork, no plan and no work rate. It’s embarrassing”

Ray Harryhausen's greatest hits

If it wasn’t for Agents Mulder and Scully of the X-Files, Eugene Tooms would be just coming out of his 30 year hibernation, this year, to start killing again. So thank you Agents Mulder and Scully for making the world a safer place. 😀

Why is it that MT performers, when presented with a Mic on a stand, proceed to hang on to it for dear life for the whole song?!

Wow! Can't believe we got to hear the original version of Roald Dahl's The Twits! Full episode: podfollow.com/noncensored w/Oliver Izod Brendan Murphy

Amazing morning working with the talented youngsters of D16 Performing Arts on my 4-part arrangement of ‘Somewhere’ from West Side Story 🦈 ✈️

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I covered a skull in Tunnock’s Teacake wrappers and, quite frankly, give me the Turner Prize now.

Next up, Loose Women discuss whether Megan’s done the right thing staying away from the Coronation. Like it’s any of their fucking business, nosy cunts.

This is still as fucking creepy as ever!

Didn’t get the emergency alert. Am I dead? Please help to convince me otherwise.

Just watched the BBC Schofield interview. I hope his acting was better in Joseph and His Technicolour Dreamcoat.

A 500 sheet pack of A4 printer paper at Central Co-op Food is 11 BLOODY POUNDS!!! That is mental! I’m off to pulp a tree.

Looking for ‘Show Photographer’ recommendations for a new promo ❤️

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New show comin’ atcha! ❤️#theburtbacharachsongbook

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