I cannot believe this guy has no regrets. What an absolute loser.

Hunter S. Biden over here.

Great Mitch Hedberg story from ⁦Greg Warren⁩

Love to see it. I often cite this as my favorite rap lyric of all time. espn.com/nba/story/_/id…

You just love to see it.

Someone please send this to management at Impressions Camp. Late Night with Seth Meyers Seth Meyers Matt Goldich Mike Scollins

Perfect tweet.

Shoutout to all the people out there handling an exceptionally large amount of paper recyclables this week. #Heroes

Does this disqualify him from running for office? yahoo.com/entertainment/…

Brad Stevens looks like Mayor Pete was tall and played basketball instead of military.

Jack Gohlke was born to be a March legend.

I’m going to start a restaurant with a “wife of Danny Devito” theme called “Dine A Rhea.”

How is this NOT ⁦Brent Terhune in LA THIS Thursday⁩

#DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

If your dog ate your homework, the night before your teacher pops a test, it really should have no impact on the test. I’m not sure how when the test is popped, the dog eating the homework puts you into some sort of mess. It doesn’t make any sense,