My wife is sending me to Target on the weekend before Christmas so I guess this is goodbye.

In 1973, comedian Jonny Buchardt performed a social experiment at a German festival. After leading the crowd in a series of rhythmic, upbeat cheers, he suddenly shouted "Sieg!" (the first half of a prohibited Nazi greeting.) A large portion of the audience instinctively roared

Ngl this bears fan is a legend fr

Fuck you! Green Bay Packers

#Bears HC Ben Johnson: “FUCK THE PACKERS. FUCK THEM” From the official Chicago Bears account

The Chicago mother fucking Bears! Chicago Bears

Always remember. #ChicagoHistory 🐻TF⬇️

If you think Vegas is nickel and diming, you should go on a cruise. $18.50 per day to cover the costs of staff. This fee is only disclosed in the fine print that nobody reads. Vital Vegas

People freezing all over the country and I'm making tee times. Life choices.

I've done my own taxes since I was 16. Most people's taxes are so simple they could do them themselves.

Dear Movie Studios: Don't set the scene as Atlantic City and then show the front of the Plaza Casino in Las Vegas. No bueno. Vital Vegas John Mehaffey

Nobody else ever has, or ever will, go over the top at the goal line like Walter Payton. I thought this was normal when I was a kid. It was not. At all. It was absolute sweetness.

The GOAT Super Bowl halftime performance and in absolutely zero danger of losing that title today.

I will never understand how people are "devastated" when someone 80+ dies. "Gee, didnt see that coming."🤦‍♂️

Goooood Morning Tehran!

The best thing I did recently was switch to @tmobile home internet after a 30% price increase by @coxcomm . I am paying less now than the old Cox pricing. Finally there are options in Las Vegas.🎉