NASA Artemis passing close to the Moon

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The new Hold On Let Me Overthink This tee is here. It’s a crew neck, DTG printed, graphic tee for those of us who need a little extra time to process life’s chaos. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/hold-on-…

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In the conservative movement there appear to be 2 major factions. Leading voices on one side: a guy named Catturd, Laura Loomer, and Ben Shapiro. The other side: Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones. I’ll stick with Tucker, Candace, and Alex.