You can be nice and direct❤️

landlord just raised my rent by $250. have fun losing the best basketball player in ur building

lord how bad is american healthcare that quackity would have rather lived with a concussion than go to the hospital and risk the bill 😭

I still find this hilarious

vi 🍮 if we having a buzzfeed reunion we NEED QUINTA!

booty

I once thought I was in a relationship with this girl so I asked her if she’d mind bringing guacamole to a party I was throwing, and she was like “oh, I think you’re confused….we’re not at please bring guacamole level.”

Lady Lawya When you have an amazing prize, you keep it to yourself.

UberFacts Colin Kaepernick

UberFacts Colin kaepernick…NFL canceled him and now the NFL is ALL about Black Lives Matter.

Be private. Vibe alone. Grow in silence.

Lizard boiiii 🦎

the ocean is space 😇

You gotta be the one to believe in yourself.

Loaded Steak Fries

I want to live in a cosy cabin during Christmas 🪵

torie🦦 That counts as a body