Trump is fighting tooth & nail to deny those fleeing dangerous situations their right to seek asylum in our nation. We should uphold our moral responsibility & enforce our immigration laws with dignity—not turn away those fleeing violence, war, & poverty. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f…

VACCINES ARE COMING FAST!!!

YES

as if I needed another reason to say fuck the yankees

Goooood morning, HRL. It's time to introduce you to the 2024 Space Cowboys. Returning from last season is the core that stuck it out to wifflepalooza, DaVinvi, Meow, Pollock, and Sully. Huge gratitude to these fellas for jumping in headfirst and committing to a whole season!

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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This is what people think the left-right political spectrum is, my brain feels like it's melting

Cowboy Chronicles have returned youtu.be/Z6K4sb2pa00?si…

Hello Eagan, it's all-star voting time. Here's some Cowboys for your consideration when you go to vote: For pitchers: DaVinci, 2.59 ERA, 9.14 K/6, .173 BAA Shandy, 2.48 ERA, 7.86 K/6, .200 BAA Batters: Meow, .404 AVG, 13 HR DaVinci, .351 AVG, 14 HR

Now, surely the Democrats won't continue this charade instead of taking action.

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Good morning, we are the only team in Eagan with a winning record against Hopkins. Have a good day!

ettingermentum Me a senior trump campaign staffer waking up for another morning of trying to pry the former president away from watching the assassination video for the 5th time today while listening to My Heart Will Go On in a loop.

It turns out that the team that ran the worst presidential campaign in modern history didn’t know what they were doing and that keeping them on wasn’t a good idea.

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