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Please note: If you have a table/booking on Saturday and are now considering watching the football instead, please do the decent thing: Pick up the phone. Let them know. Give them the chance to offer the table to someone else. No more no shows.

After four serious accidents in a week, there must be no more delays to safety improvements on the A590. Simple action would save lives (just as we did at Greenodd), by changing dangerous junctions, preventing risky over-taking and curbing speeding. That work must start now.

🚉 We went to visit the wonderful ladies at Kent's Bank who have been working hard on some fantastic projects and there's more to come! #CaringCommunities 📹⬇️

@Twitter Okay, here’s the plan - if Twitter goes down see you on TikTok in 5

Gary Barlow Wines Gary Barlow Gary Barlow announcing Gary Barlow Wines with a photo of Gary Barlow holding up some Gary Barlow wine whilst writing notes about Gary Barlow wine is the most Gary Barlow thing ever.

More anxiety for #pubs & #hospitality with all the headlines about another lockdown. Pubs and restaurants don’t now know if they’ll be open new year & don’t know what stock to order. We can’t go on like this.

Hi Boris Johnson sorry to be a pain it's just we're trying to do rotas for our busy #Christmas could you suggest what we advise staff to do?

This week is World Childless Week. Sending love to the people who long to be parents, but can’t have children for various reasons. #WorldChildlessWeek #Childless #allontheboard

Anyone else feel BBC Radio 2 have got things terribly wrong with the #scottmills show ? I have tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, but the show is not a patch on Steve Wright . It is too radio 1 in content . Total washout. Tuning out.

Thank you Blackpool for a wonderful evening ❤️ #FarewellTour We are now going into our final week of the tour. Get your tickets via cuffeandtaylor.com/artists/collab… 🎟️ 📸 Danny Kaan

You think you’re gonna give up with Twitter because it’s all got a bit shouty & then suddenly Gary Barlow’s son bursts onto the scene & you think this might be the very pinnacle of human existence