quickly accepting my true identity as an indie rock scholar

I honestly feel sorry for all the partial folks today. You can never what it’s like to be in the path. I’m a chaser now

I’m sorry but it’s INSANE that my roommate hides my wet wipes when she has company over…not beating the “straight people don’t clean their ass” allegations

taking my daily pilgrimage to the local hardware store, which by this point in my move i am singlehandedly funding

officially done with the first year of my phd, can i get a hell yeah brother

summer is officially upon us, I’m reading in the park daily and flirting with a couple, a jewish twink, and a 37-year-old non-binary divorcee

my RA supervisor requested to follow me on instagram through the account i made for her to promote her book…a monster of my own creation

committing to the bit by dripping a single drop of water on the front of my pants before exiting every public restroom

today i was blessed by Money Onion. repost so you too will be blessed by Money Onion

gay guys have been a lot nicer to me since i started working out more. because they are proud of me i presume

brat summer is cancelled :(

a bitch goes to one klezkanada and suddenly his dissertation is about doikayt

very disconcerting to sit down to work and feel like I’m staring at the words through a long and confusing tunnel…covid 19 you have done it again

getting my doctorate in t4t studies as we speak