I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love putting every article of clothing they own into the washing machine at once.

I vote that we celebrate more presidents and have every Monday off.

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

I'm at a point in my life where once I get home from work I'm not going anywhere.

My grandma recently installed WhatsApp and thought that groups were meant for sorting contacts. Long story short: She created a group called 'Unimportant' with about 15 relatives and acquaintances.

I just fell down a flight of stairs in front of a group of elementary schoolers. I expected giggles, maybe some ridicule. I didn't expect every single one to "help" me up. They INSISTED that they would walk me to the school nurse, too. The kids are alright.

Skiers that look like musical notes… A magnificent photograph by Haukur Sigurdsson.

This is what the first payment on a 20-year home loan looks like.

Half of these winter Olympic games look like things me and my friends made up when we were 11

Opened our [shared Google docs] grocery list this morning to find my husband has reorganized the categories into alphabetical order. It was ordered by where it was in the grocery store. Shots fired.

The FDA is worthless...“We use over 10,000 food additives here in the US. In Europe...there's only 400 approved.” “American food companies are selling the same exact products overseas without these chemicals, but choose to continue serving us the most toxic version here.”

Friendly reminder: there is no statute of limitations for human trafficking.

My cat's interest in this room: Zero My cat's interest in this room when door is closed: Nothing has ever been as important as getting in this room

Kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting that introverted parents have to do for them.

I’m starting to think whenever Apple starts running low on money they just take $1.99 from everyone

Do you ever open a text and think "I'll reply when I have the energy" and then BOOM it's been two weeks and you're a terrible person

Air bnb should provide breakfast that's the second b

I don’t follow hockey, but this had me tearing up. They brought their teammate’s (who was killed by a drunk driver) kids out onto the ice with their dad’s jersey to celebrate the moment. 🥹

I mean, maybe I'm an extremist, but I don't think college students should have to pay to park at the college they're already paying for.

I’m done hearing about the Epstein files, I want to hear about the Epstein trials.