I’d forgotten the toilets of the pub I was in yesterday evening had a tiny portrait of Pat Butcher on the ceiling.

Some lovely summer planting here in Woolwich Royal Borough of Greenwich

Witnessed quite a serious derailment at Charlton this morning. Hope everyone ok.

Sending you much love. #GetWellSoonMichael

What a great guy. Brilliant

Any ideas for immersive EAL provision. New arrivals. No English. Team English Diane Leedham @EAL_naldic

Ice cream interval?

First cornetto. Now hula hoops...

Can we ask Grace Jones to be our Eurovision entry? She'd storm it!

Prince Harry's got quite a good voice...

Foubd a wok for a pound. That can't be right can it? Still it cooked well!!

Intrigued. Male barista serving skinny latte in skinny jeans. Females in childish polka dot uniforms. #thecostaequality

I'm using a great app called Bus Checker to get live bus times and route maps on the go! Check it out: buschecker.com @LONBusChecker

I shall release my inner cat! http://yfrog.com/0gktoaj

I'm terribly jealous of that there purrfect cat cake. Can I wait a decade to have such a gateau gourmet!

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One of the most extreme political entities in the British Isles, the 10 MPs of the DUP, is to wag the tail of Mrs May's minority Government

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about Jeremy Corbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.

BBC News - MP Ben Bradley apologises for Corbyn tweet bbc.co.uk/news/uk-431833…