TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

Doing some journalism

I about died when my 6-year-old niece started reading my coloring page out loud, but thankfully the public school system has not taught her how to spell “flying” or “f*ck” just yet.

**6-year-old niece walking around the living room, banging on Delt’s drum.” My sister: “You are being too noisy.” Niece: “No, mom. The drum’s being noisy. Not me.”

Allergies.

**at the OKC Zoo playground with dozens of kids running around. Niece: “These are like the b*tches at my school.” Me: “wat.” Niece: “These are like the b*tches at my school.” Me: “…” Sister, points to seating area: “She says these are like the benches at her school.”

My spouse can never doubt I love him. Malthaus Games - Delton

#SauronNotSorry

I need a google maps for Middle Earth to navigate this board.

Nobody has less of a fear response than 20-year-old vet techs armed with 1.5 milliliters of amoxicillin and a can-do attitude.

I got my retiree neighbor hooked on watching Flightradar24 flights with me, so now we have something more to bond over than discussing socialized medicine and conspiracies theories about the city’s water bill hikes.

If you found out your favorite author's writing was 75% AI-generated, what would be your response?

Our home lost a family member today. Keep your pets close.

I am working through my SKYWARN course, waiting on my HAM radio study book, and registered for a wilderness first aid 2-year certification class in September. My 30s have officially become my Dale Gribble era.

Apparently, these are the vibes I give off because three people have texted me this picture in the last 5 days.

Teach others.

I am not sure this particular commenter is arguing in good faith but sure... let's brainstorm all the possible barriers that might contribute to women having far fewer published games than men

I’m sitting here working on spreadsheets while my 70-something retired neighbor is laying in a kiddie pool with his dog, blasting Beyoncé. I want to be retired when I grow up.

Coming out of retirement to declare that Canva is Kidpix for adult millennials.

I am heartbroken to learn about the loss of mf broncho When I started writing, Lucas was an incredibly encouraging voice. I am grateful to have known him through TLO, Mondo Movie Mondays, and more. He, along with his creativity, kindness, and stories, will be missed.