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lost in the woods walked so I'm just Ken could run

Doing this to a barista is the modern equivalent of shooting at the floor to make a person dance in the Wild West

gotta feel the vibes first

more things should be able to be ordered online and paid for with cash when it arrives, like why do we only do that with pizza, let me buy my doordash with whatever cash I have laying around

turning left using a traffic circle

makes me smile how empty the valentines aisle was at HEB 🫶

I submitted my last ever college assignment today and I'm still waiting to receive my official diploma, but like,,, I have a college degree now how crazy is that

Allegedly

desi rapunzel concept art

me if you even care

oldest daughter core

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and

if I'm on a boat waving at you, and you don't wave back, you have bad manners

getting tattooed and took a nap so good my eyeliner came off

“My favorite thing about being a Taurus is that I get to use the excuse ‘I’m sorry I’m a Taurus.’ It kinda works in every facet of life.” — Sabrina Carpenter to Pandora

actually few things more embarrassing than when you’ve had like One drink and then you trip or spill something and everyone’s like damnnn she must be fucked up! no, you degenerates. I am just clumsy! may a beautiful woman not simply be clumsy these days???

few pleasures are as simple as scrubbing your house from top to bottom for company only to later say "ugh sorry I know my house is a mess"

it's her season again!