INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”

Lebanese eye surgeon tells Sky News many patients he’s treating following the pager explosions have ‘life-changing injuries’ and added:’it’s a massacre. Whoever did this is a criminal’

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker

my train got cancelled today. this is the only business where you pay like £70 to not receive the promised service and only get a “whoopsie! our bad”

Wheatus Keir Starmer in 2000 in 2024 🤝 I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

SATURDAY Camden Comedy Club 615pm Nathan Cassidy 'Master of the genre' One4Review 2024 & online sensation Ali Woods - Tour On Sale Now TICKETS £10⬇️ dice.fm/event/l8aoar-t… 8pm The Rat Pack LilyPhillipsComedy (StandUp Sketch Show) Alex Kitson MIKE SHEER Shalaka £12.50⬇️ dice.fm/event/6d3q3b-t…

THIS WEEKEND Camden Comedy Club packed with TV stars & award-winning comics FRIDAY 8pm inc MIKE SHEER Gabriel Ebulue Runi Talwar SAT 615pm Nathan Cassidy Ali Woods - Tour On Sale Now SAT 8pm LilyPhillipsComedy Shalaka Alex Kitson GRAB TICKETS ALWAYS SELLS OUT £10-£12.50 camdencomedyclub.com

TONIGHT & TOMORROW Camden Comedy Club Packed with TV stars & award-winning comics FRIDAY 8pm inc MIKE SHEER Gabriel Ebulue Runi Talwar SAT 615pm Nathan Cassidy Ali Woods - Tour On Sale Now SAT 8pm LilyPhillipsComedy Shalaka Alex Kitson GRAB TICKETS ALWAYS SELLS OUT £10-12.50 camdencomedyclub.com

Americans be like: "9/11, the most shocking day in world history, when we knew we werent safe at home" The rest of the world on a daily basis for the past century under american t*rrorism:

She absolutely would have done The Substance

Hawk Tu, Bruté?

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities

Sadhguru 🤝 Kylie Minogue Padam

Today is October 3rd.