do not become desensitized. this shit is not normal.

When I retweet myself

This Wednesday, June 1st, @DanielleArce and I will be back co-headlining another amazing lineup at Laughs Unlimited in Old Sacramento! Click the link in my bio to buy tix!

Do Mexican guys do an air accordion like white guys do the air guitar?

.Nick Larson is on the Father’s Day edition of The “OffDaChange” Show, hosted by Comedian Steph Sanders & Wood Delaine 😂🕺🍹 Get your tickets for 6/19 now!

I don't normally post clips because I don't have any followers lol but here's part 1 of me dealing with a dumb dumb

Part 2! #karen #heckler

My favorite dinosaur from Jurassic World Dominion was the Chola-saurus. Those nails do hella damage, foo

This looks like a collage of infected toenails you'd see hanging at a podiatrist office

It's Father's Day, Juneteenth, AND Pride Month. Gay black fathers, stand up! This is your day! Grab your Karamo posters & throw 'em up!

*NEW EPISODE IS UP* Ep. 70: "Movin' On Up" 🙌🏼🏡 This episode, we're finally moving OUT of the ghetto! Plus, we talk about the overturn of Roe V Wade, and Christians trying to ban Buzz Lightyear. Go listen now wherever podcasts are streamed!

Seems like there's a new dating app poppin' up every 2 seconds

NEW EPISODE UP! "Buttery Nipples" We talk about being in the hospital for 2.5 days when we didn't need to; we had about getting $11k worth of stuff stolen; we're doing everything that is natural to try to induce labor, EVERYTHING. Go listen now wherever podcasts are streamed!

I'm jealous of my newborn. I want someone to rock me to sleep, clean my bum, and put a titty in my mouth.

Mrs. Doubtfire is a movie about a husband who learns to be a better husband by pretending to be a pretty standard wife

They figured out how to put a Tupac hologram on stage but they still can't figure out how to keep a Bluetooth headset from cutting off when I go into another room.. TECHNOLOGY

Get ready to laugh with your Secret Minorities, Nick Larson and @DanielleArce, February 16th ‼ Tickets are on sale now ➡ tinyurl.com/ym57aj3k 🔗

Join us, February 15th, for the Sacramento Showcase ‼️ Featuring performances from Mike Betancourt @Tayevanscomed Comedian Sam Ridley rick storer @DanielleArce and your host Nick Larson. Get your tickets now ➡ tinyurl.com/wz3z2nxk🔗

🧩 Find out who your Secret Minorities are // February 16th // with your hosts Nick Larson and @DanielleArce ‼ Tickets ➡ tinyurl.com/ym57aj3k 🔗

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