Ladies some of y’all Man Crush Mondays out here telling their homies “Boy You get on my nerves” or “Bruh I can’t stand you” 🥴

Shots out to all the studs this morning getting their beard together before they go in to work.

Shots out to all the ladies who ain’t find out until yesterday that the guy you’ve been talking to for the last few months has a whole family he forgot to mention 🥴🙃

Wood Delaine is on the lineup for the Sacramento Comedy Showcase on May 18th 🤣 Tickets are available now at the link in bio 📲

The college struggle was different. Niggas really used to roll 0.5’s in blunts with 4 heads on em 🤣🤣🤣.

You know you’re toxic when u complain about shit your bf/gf do……..but u get mad when they do it back 😑😑🤣🤣🤣

I took a shit so bad the other day, the whole shit sounded like I was piss’n 🥴🥴🥴🥴

Damn I been gone for a while. What’s new??

Idk who needs to hear this but, proofread that message before you send it to her my guy. It only takes one message to sound like a complete dumbass to never get a reply ever again 🤣🤣. Google the correct form of that word too. She’s not giving the 🐱 to a dude who can’t spell 🤷🏾‍♂️

Iono who need to hear this, but smaller pants don’t make that ass phat ma’am.

Women will “UN-TELL” men everything they’ve always said when they’re mad. Before she’s mad..“I can’t wait to introduce u to my family baby & brag about how funny you are…” But when she’s mad??… “YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONE LET MY PPL MEET YOUR UGLY UN-FUNNY LAME ASS??!!” 😒🤦🏾‍♂️

Fuck being shot, you ever hear an ugly person talkin about how they’re turning hella ppl down in their DM’s but your DM’s are dry as a mf??? Wow 😞

Fellas if she know about all the sports betting sites before you mention them to her……..focus on yourself king.

I been gone too long. Came back and see Elon Musk got hella ppl cool with saying N***er 🧐🧐. Wtf going on

Let’s get to work, ⁦Hugh Freeze⁩… Excited for the future on the Plains!!! #AuburnFamily #WarEagle

Shots out to all the lesbians who sprayed on a lil cologne this morning before they left the house. Lesbians be having more male products than males lol. And it be the expensive shit 😂

Women be like “I’m celibate right now but we can still kick it.” Then give you the 🐱 after two date nights 😭😭😭

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

You ever make something up just to get somebody to pay you back?? I just told my potnah I’m about to close on a house and I’m 50 dollars short on my closing cost. Bruh shot it to me ASAP 😭😭😭😭. I’m not closing on a house worth a damn. 🙃