I might have suggested to my cabbie that drivers in 2025 don’ know the streets of the city like they used to, and now I’m getting the most esoteric cab ride home ever

Can I put creatine in my americano? 🤔

LISTEN YOU SILICON VALLEY RIGHT WING FUCKS. IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ORANGE LAPDOG TO BACK THE FUCK OFF OUR FRIEND JEROME WE FINANCIERS ARE GONNA SEND TREASURY YIELDS SO HIGH 1983 IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE A HAPPY DAYDREAM IN COMPARISON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

If you’re not watching the Olympics on CBC Gem you’re missing out on some prime multi-sport viewing optimization opportunities.

We all know why you’re not wearing shorts in the gym, bro

“Captain Matthews leads U.S. to historic Olympic Gold medal.” is good spin for the locals. #MapleLeafs

The most millennial thing about me is that NO I do not want to open this link in an app, no I do not want to download an app to view this, please just let me open this in a tab in the browser. I don’t want another app, I just want to see the three pictures or whatever in the app

during wartime, it is common for industrial resources to be used to support the military. for instance, dashboards that previously provided actionable insights into critical business functions will be repurposed for monitoring the situation

If my analysts were photographed looking like wannabe GQ models, they would have a full runway walk out of the building with security escort

Why is Tiger’s face so puffy?

Toronto Transit TTC 10:30 in the morning

What chutzpah. Agent of the Islamic Republic lies his way into Canada, tries to smuggle sensitive equipment back to Iran, adopts a Jewish name, and then tries to sponsor his mother to immigrate! He should be put in immigration detention until he is deported. But here’s my

Taco Tuesday!

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job