it’s officially summer for me (i have started doing a random job)

the smell of a home depot is absolutely intoxicating

i’m brave enough to say that i just found out abt mr. beast

omg that’s so crazy cause i just love to wander around where they film the bear

just finished my last paper for the year! 1/2 way done with grad school!wooooooooohooooooo 😋🌀🥰👼🏻🧚🏼🐰💙 now I can be silly again!!!!!!

went to cubs game and stole a bunch of parsley 🍀🩷

No I’ve never shotgunned a beer but I do have a history with whippets

Since no one is gonna see this I am in love with Tom wambsgans. I need him biblically

In my hockey player era

addicted to saying “oh, fart!” instead of cursing everyone always has a little giggle

It should be illegal for there to be a cubs game when I get boob sweat on my walks. They should cancel them out of respect to me & my tits

my mom just called me to say that I live in a fantasy world… literally so Barbie of me 🎀

we need a webkinz movie

I deleted insta! I’m free! If you want me to see something text me! You’ll see me on fb if I die, graduate, or get married 🫡😘❤️

my summer of bruises (people are getting concerned)

Just remembered clout goggles and a shiver ran down my spine

Youre 24? Yeah it’s over

I FINISHED GRAD SCHOOL AHHHHHH