me to me

I'm not as disrespectful as I could be & I want ppl to be more grateful for that .

being a mean girl at our big age is unattractive and unnecessary. tighten up.

Only thing a bitch got better than me is eyesight

Y que bla bla bla, que wiri wiri wiri

There’s an entire generation that has no idea who this is and I just think that’s unfair

why the fuck is it called the “restroom”, i am fighting for my life in here

me in any parked car😂

RIP Karma, you'll go down in Jerzstory ❤️

i’m actually a sweetheart it’s u idiots who b making me act like my father

me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet:

“Cranberry juice is nasty” Me:

no ones gonna believe me but 👀

I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns

Sometimes I get so bored at work that I just start working

silent but observant, I ain’t no fool

There is alwaysssssssssss better. A better environment, a better career, better relationships, better friends, better everything. Never settle.