“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”

flamingo flaminstay

Wake me up when the swifties are all done with this mania

Fell down a tiny desk rabbit hole and now I’m watching Bieber

My question is, do you get your life right from the source? Ya, that’s it

"Still punk as fuck" I say to myself as I take my multivitamin, acid reducer, allergy pill, and collagen

Whomever crop dusted this elevator before I got in, I hate you

Peppermint tea and couch time on a Friday night. Brought to you by IBS

Who knew the times for tonight’s Marianas Trench show in Hamilton? Doors? Opening act? Live Nation Ontario Live Nation

Shoutout to smoking, the original ozempic

My mantra this year: I had to go through that, to get to this

This made me laugh way too hard lol

Does anyone else wish sometimes that their therapist would cancel at last minute?

When you are wildlife photographer the goal is to blend in with your surroundings so that you don't scare off the animals

I had a bad dream last night

I love when I make my kids laugh

My phone autocorrected almond milk to almost milk. And they’re not wrong

Veneers are like auto tune for teeth.