I really need to stop accidentally hitting buttons on my laptop that disable random stuff and immediately assuming I've broken it forever

Compadres! Amigos! We’re thrilled to say that our new album, Swamp Jams, has just been released into the wild. Catch it if you can here: doispadres.bandcamp.com/album/swamp-ja… 🐸😈 It means the world to us that it’s also the first ever album released on VBAH Records 🤘 Viva @VBAHfanzine

That’s me feeling good about myself for finally being reasonably productive fucked then

“No butterflies about though, are there?” mum says, as two fly directly over her head

Hanging out with the ducks and chooks

With the amount of it I absentmindedly pull out every single day it’s a wonder I still have a beard

Elon Musk delete your twitter

despair! at the archives

Had a nice day yesterday 💍

Knife Man by AJJ is still the best album. I have done the research; it still is true

I didn’t realise apple music did this as well. It sounds about right

somewhere in an attic there’s a videotape of ricky gervais getting funnier and more relevant