they need to bring back the era of Guinness advertising that was like “drink Guinness with me, the crab”

This one piece QnA will always make me laugh 😭😭

I Need Husband💕 I Am From USA & UK

weve tried everything. we cant stop the pussy in bio posters. theyre too clever. I wish i never spent $44 billion on this piece of shit

I'm the only rapper in Taiwan who will openly defend the legacies of Comrades Stalin and Mao, and I'm proud of it.

you should have already developed a robust chitinous exoskeleton by the age of 30

Caught the first DUNE on Chilean TV the other night, can't believe they're still at it

there is a lot going on in here but I am really struck by the image of these yoga and hummus hostages talking politics with the Hamas guys because everyone is bored and John Q. Hamas is like “oh my god read a book”

When I’m walking down the streets I don’t see people anymore I see skeletons walking , their eyes empty starving , grieving and scared when will this end ?

Statements like this seem shocking and antisemitic, and they are. But at their core they're also garden-variety naracissm. The attacks on Gaza are all about her, as are all other events in history

americans are so serious man, why is nobody fucking creasing there’s a man stuck in a vase for fuck sakes

Every Ramadan I've spent in the warmth of my home surrounded by my family with my mom's food. This year is coming with no family, no house, or food.

it makes sense that Shadow Empire would feel safe using this description for a character bonus considering there isn't a single non autistic person who would ever pick up Shadow Empire

Customer: I AM SYSTEMS ADMIN AND USE MAC OS X. IT IS A TRIBUTE TO THE NAME OF THE SOFTWARE. DMV: OH SEX FORVER Verdict: DENIED

ok back to the other account

“White adjacent” is a thing white liberals say when they really want to say a slur but are afraid of the optics

"don't siege leningrad take it immediately" really is the funniest thing anyone has ever put on the internet

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