Every Last Station I’m a known parody by WMR. And they don’t mind me I’ve been told by my manager. It’s ones that troll or impersonate and try and get personal details that annoys me. Always here if you ever need WMR / LNWR removed however as I have contacts.

Great job @SWFailway ^OP

Tadomika Stageflop South East (inactive) Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire

Brilliant job Dave^OP

🚧 Tomorrow, Sunday 29 Oct, Network Fail are carrying out engineering works between Three Bridges & Brighton There will be a once every 2 hours Stageflop South East (inactive) minibus which probably won't run 📲 Check before travelling. nationalrail.co.uk

We've acquired all of the class 175s from Chaos For Wales and we hope to have fires on the Oxted line and the Marshlink line

⚠️ We've been advised of a fault with the signalling system between Preston Park and Brighton 🔀  Services running to/from these stations will be cancelled because we can't be bothered running a one track system

No trains towards Portsmouth/Southampton because we're using this as an excuse^OP

We won't run today and we'll just use the floods as an excuse

As all the other parody accounts are going, us at Southern Failway decided to say goodbye but we'll be back soon^OP

welcome back^OP Now we're coming back

we have a great service^OP

Please make sure to get the route 99 from Hastings as we decided to cut the power on the third rail and decided to burn our 171s^OP

Also Stageflop South East (inactive) unacceptable letting people get the bus smh

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Also you get to ride 1 of our 175s we bought last week. Oh update all of them are on fire^OP

@PaulCliftonBBC SWR Help It's ridiculous, might be a parody account but I'm sick and tired of Islanders getting a bad deal from the poor management of the line. Usually 2 trains are kept in long term maintenance, 2 out and 1 spare so I don't know how that happened. Also the constant staffing issues.

What they said^OP

Say farewell to our loved company Stageflop South East (inactive)

Fact: If you emptied the fuel tanks of an Airbus A380 into an Olympic swimming pool, you’d give athletes from many countries nasty skin burns and ruin a global sporting event.