Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter

A single image of Mr. Ed is more powerful than entire seasons of television made today

Man accused of kidnapping woman, holding her against will for 4-5 years at SE Houston home click2houston.com/news/local/202…

President Bongbong Marcos of the Philippines has been criticized for using the presidential helicopter to attend a Coldplay concert. Marcos says he has "studied music for many years" and that Coldplay was "unmissable"

to all the mechanics out there how the fuck do u get outta bed everyday and do That

LEFT HANDED, CONTESTED, OFF 1 LEG, AT THE BUZZER, FOR THE WIN KYRIE IRVING IS JUST DIFFERENT 🔥 x.com/crystalscarr21…

Fuuuuuck I forgot i have to fulfill the prophecy tomorrow 😒🤦‍♂️

This is a total nightmare. After the cop shot Mayor Adam’s neighbor from behind, they went into this man’s home, waited 10 mins to apply a tourniquet, then arrested HIM and the neighbor/pregnant woman who were trying to help him. She later have birth to a still-born baby.

Bro fighting for his life and getting filmed

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ERIC BADLANDS BOOKER NEW WORLD RECORD IN THE NATHAN'S FAMOUS LEMONADE CHUG 🍋

this is a genius invention

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