Educating a team slows you down for a week or two. Not educating the team slows you down forever. Time spent in learning is never wasted.

Delighted to be dubbing Alan Partridge into French, Spanish, Italian and Greek, for wholly legitimate and authentic reasons 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇬🇷

Happy 25th birthday to Quake! Quake was a tough game to make, but it turned out great. The team worked hard to get this game out with the features we wanted in: a full 3D texture-mapped world, internet multiplayer, in-game console with lots of changeable variables (1/2)

This guy soundtracking his mum's life with his trombone is a wonderful thing

Hi I’m a software engineer at Spotify and have been programming professionally for 6 years. I also have a computer science degree. I still struggle with foundational programming concepts sometimes. And it doesn’t make me any less of a developer 💁🏻‍♀️

You could make significant progress acting on the assumption of the opposite of these items

IMO, technology selection is entirely up to the teams. There should be no central authority making those decisions and imposing them on everybody else. Instead, the teams need to collaborate. Start small; add incrementally; communicate constantly; if you get it wrong, fix it.

This is so f*cking cool! x.com/Elzo_/status/1…

Fun #F1 fact: just as the Millennium Falcon designer was inspired by a hamburger and an olive, the Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team #W13 designers were inspired by a crinkle cut chip

amazed, and apparently all done by one Anil Reddy! 🙇 Pockit.ai is a new kind of computer made for the physical world. On top of its powerful, versatile Core, you can attach modular Blocks and interact with the world in your own unique way. youtube.com/watch?v=b3F9Ot…

If you work diligently on the same codebase for a couple of years, things do get less shit

Love it. A porpoising spoon. Well done, Albert Fabrega

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Incredible how most engineering managers don't realize how measuring developer productivity by visualizing JIRA+git stats is a dead-end if you want truly high-performing teams. This path works just like mandating that teams use Scrum. Yes: it helps bad teams get better.

In legacy software development I often see the same mistakes being made over and over again. 🤦‍♂️ But I guess it is hard to the right thing, because the solution is in doing what contradicts the intuition. A thread 🧵 👇 1/8

I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣

incredible indictment that everyone is desperately looking for somewhere to meet and talk to people, and no one has even mentioned Zuckerberg's $70bn metaverse

I just bought a 2024 Chevy Tahoe for $1.

The BBC: The far right are making gains in Europe. Should we be worried? Also the BBC: Here's Nigel Farage for the 45th time this week explaining why refugees want to come over here & fuck your cat