This better get a fucking Grammy nod. Better yet, we need a KidRock and uncle kracker collabo reallllll soon.

B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L gotta tell ya Donald J. Trump I’ve been mainlining bleach and hydroxycut and I’m healthy as a fat horse #ronbeaty #roneaty #kidrock #badboyofbarnstable #drugs #bff

Nice clam. #badboyofbarnstable #ronbeaty 🇺🇸RON BEATY🇺🇸 #gash #clam #kidrock #felon

I do, but I can’t own one because I’m a felon ☹️ #ronbeaty #kidrock 🇺🇸RON BEATY🇺🇸 #mistakeshappen #icanthandleit

I plan on murdering a cheesesteak sub tonight #ronbeaty #roneaty #meat #loveislove 🇺🇸RON BEATY🇺🇸 #hotformeat #kidrock

Been sitting on the couch all day (Ronnie doesn’t deal with heat well) day dreamin’ ‘bout my boy @Jay4StateSenate. Everyone talk in’ smack STEP OFF and suck it. He’s my buddy and I love him (more than a friend). #kidrock #badboyofbarnstable #loveislove #JayMcMahon #JayMyMan

Happy and rich if I have @Jay4StateSenate on my arm. Dude’s a hunk and a cutie-wit-a-bootie #ronbeaty #JayMcMahon #JayMyMan #kidrock #unclekracker

You should see this big guy rocking out. Me and @Jay4StateSenate get dowwwwn to some smash and then we smash #loveislove #badboyofbarnstable #smashmouth #kidrock #kissme #jaymcmahon

I can’t wait to land in @Jay4StateSenate’s Man-kato 😉

I remember when I was drinking (I am) and thought these same things about someone that shall not be named (rhymes with “ush”) #ronbeaty 🇺🇸RON BEATY🇺🇸 #kidrock #buzzed

I hope none of those Libtards pick up on this and volunteer to make phone calls for Donald J. Trump whether they do or don’t I’m kissing @Jay4StateSenate deep #trump #loveislove #MAGA #AmericaFirst

Pretty sure MassGOP endorsed me ‘cause of this kick ass article! Those little cucks know better than to not endorse the Notorious Ronnie B capecodwave.com/exclusive-deta…

It’s a sad day, @Jay4StateSenate has blocked me. We enjoyed a lot of good times (kissing, making passionate love). My heart belongs to Jay, he’s still my man, and won’t give up until he says “I Do” #maga #jaymcmahon #JayMyMan #loveislove 😢

Mornin tweeps. As ya’ll probably know by know @Jay4StateSenate and I had a rough night. But don’t cry for us, we spent all night in a lovers embrace and took our frustrations on each other 😊 #ronbeaty 🇺🇸RON BEATY🇺🇸 #JayMcMahon #JayMyMan #loveislove

The greatest comedian to ever live has a documentary coming out tonight on Comedy Central. He’s so prolific that I’m actually telling you to watch Comedy Central. ENJOY THE GOAT, THE MOTHER FUCKING ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, PATRICE O’NEAL!

Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass

Pretty rock solid sure this is the real deal Holyfield. @kidrock made this kids day. @ronbeaty1 is so kid rock hard right now it ain’t funny #ronbeaty #ronbeatykidrock #kidrock

Just heard WCVB-TV Boston is getting rid of Mike Lynch’s High 5 piece. What a disgrace, this was a great piece and a shame the “leadership” there doesn’t have a clue about tradition in their market

I do not condone soccer but the oldest and greatest country on Earth 🇺🇸, which literally built the world’s tallest man-made structure pictured below, will prevail over Mediocre Britain 🇬🇧

Devante Adams pushed me and I got hurt. Here’s the video to prove it