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sorry i posted hog last night thought my wife was dying!

"you can't fake an erection" yes i can. yes i fucking can

science girl out here talkin bout duck beaks

what the fuck

piss sluts? i never searched piss sluts you made that up about me

you're gonna have a hard time convincing me they're related

[to girl jerking me off right before i cum] make it look like an accident

I love brushing my teeth while peeing I'm like a dog wagging his tail

No Cocky for Old Boing

are there any smut dad rooms i could join

new pope may hate catsup but does he know watsup with all the pedophilia

It's White Boy Summer, Charlie Brown

the rectum of edmund fits gerald

[sean connery voice] i just shat on my own ballsh!

went to the mall today to get a bar of soap. they were all out of sydney sweeney's bathwater but i did find my second choice: caitlyn jenner's asshole

grown ass men still looking for atlantis when we already have atlanta. just go to atlanta.

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.