Netanyahu is saying with his full chest, as loud as he can, that the US military is directly involved with this war, even while the US officially denies it. He wants US bases targeted. He wants Americans to die for him. Anyone in public office who cannot say that is worthless

My entire timeline is either people talking about Israel and Iran or Sabrina Carpenter with the exact same level of intensity

partly gloudy

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit...

Gay vs French. Basically the same thing

*taking a momentary break from tweeting all day about how people who don’t want to wear masks are eugenic fascists* WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEING ONLINE IS BAD FOR THE BRAIN

what the hell is going on

y… you’r… you….. you’re…. not su- …supposed to……. you… you’re…..

Not sped up btw. Philadelphians are very quick

This individual is painting their roof blue because they heard on the internet that the color blue repels “direct energy weapons” which they believe are responsible for wildfires.

"youre scaring the hoes" the hoes are riveted, it is you who is afraid

This.

The Iran war is entirely different from the Iraq war because [proceeds to give exactly the same justifications as the Iraq war]