If you see this, drop a photo of yourself as the villain.

how does anyone get anything done ? i spend most of my time thinking about how in an hour it will be an hour later

hey can i come over and do nothing

Me seeing most musicals.

Ope

Temperature dropped below 70 degrees and now something very academic is brewing inside me…something very dewy decimal system is trying to get out

i hate going bowling with people who are good at bowling, like bro relax

me asking my friends if we can do a .5 pic

i want a decades long friendship and a hit comedy show with someone

Congratulations writers now let’s go back to working on that MAMMA MIA 3 script

What’s truly insane is that the root cause of this is the British

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.

this cannot be the way the cookie crumbles

Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I’ll be alone

AnyONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL MY AGE OR OLDER… DO U REMEMBER BABS?