John Stones has lovely teeth

Give it Poch, or Klopp. Or wait a year or two for Pep?

Hear me out… Pickford TAA Stones Guehi Saka Bellingham Rice Palmer Foden Gordon Kane Sort it out Gaz England

Wonder who he’s going to sub in for Mainoo to make everything better?

Most concerning is that we might equalise and have to watch another 30 minutes of this shit.

Dixon’s been bad, but saying Rice hit the target when he hit the post really takes the biscuit

Toney MOTM as things stand 😂

North London is Red! And for once, I don’t mind it… The Labour Party #GE24

Southgate starting to turn me on again

Anyone else’s toddler still demanding Three Lions on repeat?

I already hate how good Lo Celso’s going to be at Villa

Excellent power play that, from England. 72-0 after 6 overs. Test Match Special #BBCCricket

Everton need to sack their manager and bring in Sean Dyche until the end of the season

Feels like Joe Root could pass Tendulkar today… Test Match Special

Every week it feels like a good time to sell Rico Lewis and then he pops up playing some mad new position and you end up holding him.

Anyone who creates a Twitter account dedicated to FPL deserves at least 2/3 of these mugs.

Erling Haaland owners.

Honestly don’t think it’s possible to win wearing this kit

Ayew kidding me.

Irrationally bothered that the #TraitorsUK chessboard has a black square in the bottom right corner.