i made a little presentation

everyone should always be running on half a glass of prosecco - fiona on half a glass of prosecco is my ideal state of existing. my perfect me

she's on the most divine pharmaceutical cocktail known to man

my ideal harry styles look if i ever went

if your car horn is more of a “meep” than a “beep” you should be embarrassed

This may be one of the largest ecological disasters in US history. There were roughly 100,000 gallons or 1,000,000 pounds of Vinyl Chloride leaked, spilled and burned at #EastPalestine crash. Acid rain and Phosgene will decimate the zones ecology.

i want a white noise machine that plays 90s monday night football no ads full halftime and post game debriefs on repeat 10 hrs i will be snoozing in 5 min

This is fucking INFURIATING. We can absolutely afford another war but no universal healthcare, student debt cancellation, infrastructure or a universal basic income. There’s always money to destroy lives and never any to build them.

from the unabridged journals of sylvia plath

customer: I have a question about my account bank teller: withdrawal? customer: oh sorry, ah have a question about mah account

fiona apple:

If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist

happy father’s day to them

Sleeping Squirrels in their nest on someones window ledge.

Don't talk about it, be about it.... let's party all night, dale mami

The world has lost a great man Roberto “Loli” Linguanotto, the man who invented Tiramisu, has passed away at the age of 81 Rest in Peace

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the