pranking my christian neighbors by doing this tomorrow

Finally… Stephen King sold Darabont the Shawshank rights for $5000 but never cashed the cheque. The author was so pleased with the film that he had the cheque framed and mailed back to Darabont with a note saying: “In case you ever need bail money. Love, Steve.” 51/51

Not everything has to be 'a journey'. Sometimes you can just do stuff.

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

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Some corkers in here.

Not my words

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we go again

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European fans chanting “is this a library” on the first tee during a quiet period, which Shane Lowry enjoyed. Good banter 😂🇪🇺

Keegan sending out Kawa/Harry E against Rory/Fleetwood

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The difference between my text chains with my English boys back home, and my America mates is hilarious! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 #rydercup

You have to admire how much the American NBC commenters are ttttrrrying to spin positives at every turn for the American players… “Well if he does this that and the other he’s back in it..” “This will ignite this home crowd..” “This will be catalyst..” 😂🙈 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 #RyderCup