Pretty sure the copy for this could have had maybe one more look through before printing...

Dear M&S I bought this new roll from your Stratford Westfield store this evening expecting a vegetarian treat but bit into what is definitely pork. I'm extremely concerned as usually such good service and excellent vegetarian/vegan options. Very disappointed.

VAULT Festival performers! Need any photography done of your shows? I've photographed many shows at the Vault festival in previous years and would love to capture your shows either as staged photos or live. Get in… instagram.com/p/B7GoC_XnMNb/…

So impressed with What The Dolls Saw @VAULTFestival last night. Catch it while you can with fantastic performances and writing from Holly Morgan and Nic Lamont 🦇.

Over the moon with this review! Thanks so much for coming to check out our show @thelastressort

#FF #WhatTheDollsSaw team: Cast: Holly Morgan Rosy Fordham Nic Lamont 🦇 Knuckle and Joint @_sashawilson Lighting design: Holly Ellis Original music / Sound design: Ódinn Örn Hilmarsson Set design: Benjy O. Adams Promo / Image design: Patrick Fysh Marketing / PR: Katy Danbury

And they say never meet your heroes Anna Mann (I think this is how that works now that the arts exist solely online)

Happy Easter all! youtu.be/DCq7XJbah0s good times :) Nic Lamont 🦇 Simon Maeder Patrick Fysh @JohnSeaward @maria__askew George Burt 📸🎥🇬🇧 @HarkerVagrant Geoff Gedroyc

A wedding worthy tomato Tarte tatin for a casual Monday night dinner? Anna Jones it's incredible. Really incredible.

We watched this last night tiny.cc/sxnxnz and oh my was it ever good. Perfect and necessary escapism from BBC Arts #PerformanceLive BatterseaArtsCentre Le Gateau Chocolat Omid Djalili #cocoabutterclub #TooHotForCandy #SanahAhsan @lucy_muck Caleb Botis seva Thank you all.

Recent photo of Barnard Castle: #DominicCummings #DominicCummngs #Cummings #cummingsbriefing #DominicCummngs

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CBsLitZHYl2/…

Some of my comedy writing is on the radio again tomorrow night! Episode 4 of Ron the Gnome is going to be featured on BBC Upload with BBC Radio Kent. Tomorrow night BBC Radio Kent 9pm Leo Ulph 's Upload Show BBC Upload BBC Kent #bbcradiokent #bbcradio #bbcupload

4 years ago today we started our married life adventure as the two of us, now we get to continue our adventure in October as the three of us! Happy anniversary Nic Lamont 🦇 , I love you and our tiny human. instagram.com/p/CCsnn8ZnRbf/…

Family is everything. For the past few months, with my cousin lib.e.horner and now business partner in crime, I've been busy taking the reins as the third generation of my family's independent retail empire, which… instagram.com/p/CD4XnuSn24S/…

Thank you for saying what a lot of people bottle up and harbour resentment towards.

Tonight on #Strictly - Paul: Cool, I think we got it. Idris: ...do you think we maybe want to do one mo- Paul: *thumbs up*

There’s still a few tickets available for this fantastic event run by the glorious Store104! I devoured my copy of Chloe’s book - get yours with your ticket to the event! Patrick Fysh

EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE Trailer for the new web series of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BROADWAY! instagram.com/tv/CWjLPDcI7XV…