|| I have a feeling this account is gonna have some crack

|| YES! I WILL ALSO DRUG YOU RANDOMLY

“Oh, heavens... Our Lord the Walrider has granted me another gift.”

“My son, the Walrider is the one /true/ God. Have you 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒏?”

“Inappropriate.”

Sigh. “No... no.... You have not seen. But I can help you, my son.”

“I am, Father Martin.” He makes no move to shake the variant’s hand. “What do you call yourself?”

|| Father Martin is serving looks in THESE slippers and y’all still trying to tell me that Eddie is the daddy of Mount Massive????? 😫💵🥵

|| Plz laugh

|| Hey everyone! Like this post to join my Outlast RP discord server. I’ll DM you the link. This is gonna be so much fun guys 👏🏻 • Ocs and crossovers welcome! • No minors please.