French pundit/humourist Julien Cazarre: “The English, they say that they’re cursed, but they need to stop. Do I say that I am cursed when it comes to supermodels? No, so stop, they never deserve to win.” (M6)

Did it hurt you? When you realized that as the rest of the world is debating vaccines and space travel and high speed trains that you are forced to discuss cattle every day?

No one "ignores the elephant in the room and focus on a spider climbing the wall" better than African elders. They'll ignore molesting uncles and cheating husbands, but when it's time to talk about whether you greeted when you walked in, they'll show up like Avengers in Endgame

I'm in a hospital waiting room and can confirm that no one uses headphones anymore, for anything. Speakerphone call? Sure. Watching TikToks? Why not. Spotify playlist? Go crazy. No content too sacred, no environment too public for this behavior. Incredibly annoying.

“Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth.”

Dear people who talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

If you do just one thing for your skin as you age, let it be this: use a facial moisturizer with SPF every single day. It’s the single biggest lever you can pull to prevent the premature aging of your skin.

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I took this screenshot of a random woman's Instagram story years ago, I find myself coming back to it again and again

why do grown adults eat groceries in the store before paying for them? no impulse control? couldn’t wait 10 minutes for those pringles? no concept of delayed gratification?

cook your rice in bone broth

Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life

Really can’t stand “if I was able to rip you off that’s your problem” cultures

I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should

Best thing I've read all day:

Thank you. 🙏