Albo: forgets a number. Morrison: forgets Australians.

What's the worst thing smirko and co did today? Shrug off the Tudge payout and gaslight us about his place in the cabinet? #ausvotes

Is this the worst thing smirko and co did today? #austvotes

Thai massage places have back room wagers about who can get their client looking the most post coital. Not satisfied with a blissed out look in your eyes they finish off by fucking up your hair with a scalp massage, for max dirty weekend opening the door for room service realness

Listening to rob harvilla's 60 songs that explain the 90s and realising I never realised what Stinkfist was about. Relax, turn around, and take my hand???!! It's right there in the name and I never realised.

The amount of emails I've seen recently addressed to chaps or gents is too high. "Greetings fellow penis havers" FFS #EverydaySexism

Keep seeing reporting that Finder did a study suggesting 1/8 Aussies have chucked a sickie, at a cost of $350 each, therefore sickies on Friday could cost the economy 460m. Are they assuming that anyone who's chucked a sickie will this Friday? Guardian news #showyourwork

I've just discovered The Block and I have some lukewarm takes and Qs. These musical cues are bananas. Smack my bitch up? Also how do the budgets work? I feel like the budgets for the bathrooms were the same as for the kitchens, how does that make sense?

Shayna Blaze on The Block going for Moira Rose meets CC Babcock.

Albanese says stage 3 tax cuts are here to stay because voters want to see integrity in politics. I want less tax cuts for the wealthy as sky-rocketing COL exacerbates inequality more. #auspol

Was Sharon's confessional look last week intentional? #theblock

Got a bunch of tulip bulbs at the #floriade bulb dig, does anyone have tips on how to store them?

Why did Sharon and Ankur need to plaster their no budget guest bedroom when Joel and Elle had already done that room? #theblock

Contestants on #theblock:these budgets aren't enough, how are we meant to build these giant houses for that. Also contestants on the block: every room gets a fireplace! This bedroom? Fireplace. This hallway? This bathroom? Fireplaces! This shed? You guessed it, fireplace!

What is the visitor policy on #theblock? Can your family just drop by whenever?

Has someone done the back of the envelope maths to work out how much your lifetime earnings would have been for you to have 3 mil in super? #auspol #superannuation

Daycare increases prices, 1 day for 2 kids goes up from $130 to $150, but look, here's the increasing gov subsidy taking it down to... $140. So yeah, not the saving I was hoping for #austpol #CostOfLiving