Beating the top two in your first two matches in charge 😲 Michael Carrick wins Barclays Football Manager of the Month on his return to Manchester United 👔

Nairobi is the most pedestrian unfriendly city i have ever seen

My club came back from a plane crash, relegation, and bankruptcy to become the biggest, most valuable, and most decorated club in England.

Bruno Fernandes.

Use it as a TV remote control Copy 5 different clipboards and paste all same time Use it as a computer CPU Fold it Split the screen to run 2 apps simultaneously and add a pop up to run the third app Transfer documents through Bluetooth

My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much

I just realized Bruno Fernandes wife is his valentine

Peak Saturday meant Teen Republik, Riddim Up with prime Dj Juan & Mc Full stop alafu Shamba Shape up in that order.

ain’t no retiring for you sir Cristiano Ronaldo

You’ve got 8 days to become a generational manager. To write your name in the history books.

My monthly budget inanishangazanga. I lead the most boring life no drugs or sherehe, bills ni zile za kawaida (ispokuwa sub ya gym na ni 3k) na nyumba ni one bedroom Roysambu, yet hijai enda below 50k. Hawa watu wa sherehe kila siku, mnatoaga pesa wapi jameni?

12' | OBIEROOOO ⚪️ 1-0 ⚫️ #TRFC #SWA

Driving past Langata cemetery & I've seen this lady in red seated on a tomb stone near the road with a flower. I think its the grave of her loved one . It has hit me really deep. Hope she finds comfort & peace.

It's GOAT time 🐐

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women"

Back in the team, back in the goals. Cristiano Ronaldo is 41 years old, and 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 scoring 🤖

Living along Thika road is a form of self harm