politically this is like if the soviets won in 1980 . yall gotta stop comparing this to that game please lol

then those kids you raised will laugh at your expense with a pedophile

and idgaf but theres something inherently sinister to me about using a dead man’s children as props for photos just to turn around and celebrate with a man who is actively protecting pedophiles from prosecution but i dont think many people are ready for that conversation

trying to explain to a white man with cte and no college degree that respecting women isn’t about being willing to hang out with them in the cafeteria it’s about standing up for them when it matters, even if it’s uncomfortable, and holding yourself and your teammates accountable.

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

Just got my period. That explains the schizophrenia. You’d think a girl would come to expect it by now

it’s kinda crazy how you can be as mentally ill as you want as long as you can perform in school/occupation. like literally nothing else matters

I’ve seen enough, get him into congress

boomers are the worst gen because all the cool ones died from drugs and AIDS and we’re left to deal with all the losers.

Let’s send these tough guys to the Strait of Hormuz to escort oil liners.

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

There is no one more confident in their worldview than someone who has never left their hometown.

“Screw Pope Leo! Support President Trump!” My brothers in Christ, it has been less than one week since the same mobs shouted, “Crucify Him! Crucify Him! We have no king but Caesar!”

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

we did it patrick! we lowered the cost of eggs!

I cannot believe libs got Catholicism in the national divorce

If attacking Pope Leo online then posting an AI generated picture of himself as Jesus doesn’t convince you that the president has zero respect for Christianity, after all that has happened up to now, I can safely say you do not care about the truth.

Catholicism, Marjorie Taylor Greene, sports, the 2nd Amendment, comedy, the Cheneys, and beer

5 minutes late to feed the wretched beast