@cwaccwatcher @JohnMurray1960 Needling Ive told all the staff that they are happy in their jobs.

I see Barack Obama is in Ireland. I wonder it he wants any tips on how to run a dictatorship?

Right now you've all got the Lyme Green report can we move on and start building Silk St. #JonesPower

Note to self. Ban Mark Steel from East Cheshire my councillors know how to vote

Must remember to get a receipt for my Sunday lunch so I can claim it back #cashforJones

Just back from a CEC jolly to Glastonbury. Might do one in West Park next year. Pet Shop Boys anyone? #GlastoMacc

I'm not having MPs out do me. Today I will be announcing a bigger pay rise for all Council leaders in E Cheshire along with a pie allowance

Who saw me on TV earlier? Don't I look handsome? #4chins

Right who can I upset today with my plans for domination?

Transfer window closing soon. Some councillors being shipped out to other services. #DeadlineDay

Visiting the treacle market today to tell stall holders I'm going to close it down. #JonesPower

Who saw me on TV? The camera loves me x x x #HandsomeJones

Who's missed me while I've been away counting my money? Can brown envelopes be recycled?

Have you missed me? I've been busy mis tweeting somewhere else.

Right who can I upset tomorrow with my tweets?

I was not in the council offices when the tweets were sent. I was at home eating pies and have the receipts to prove it

Osborne wants to sell RBS to his friends in the City, with at least a massive £13bn loss to taxpayers bit.ly/1FzcUaD

Time to step down and find something more challenging as CEC was too easy. May go into the health market. Anyone recommend a physio?

It's been a while but I've been counting the donations from building companies.