You, tell Wentworth you’re sorry for calling him fat trash. You, apologize for corpse camping Levi.

Following @UTChicago directions is heavy.

the web design on curve.fi is 💯

Two worlds collide. ⁦Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics⁩ ⁦Nihilist Arby's⁩

My @OctopusCaveman art arrived over the weekend. I call him Frank. 😍

Wordle chose violence today

Time for a peaceful early dinner

good morning Jeff Passan

Tailgating exists because you need to bring fun to a boring place. So…

i heard people like seasons, we got em all

Monty is apparently doing eulogy-style Mother’s Day this year.

Classic 5 week voyage of a package sent using 2 day delivery with FedEx from OH to WI.

I have devised a Amanda Wegrzyn trap

clickbait mad libs: - More people should [verb] the best [noun] on [platform] - [group] react to [event] - [number] secrets the [industry] doesn't want you to know I'm sure there are many more, but these are the ones the Great Algo presents to me.

Food Is Stupid (@FartSandwich) and dontdrinkbeer are 2 of my favorite content creators. I have a type I guess?

Dear John… um I mean John Carruthers I made that one pizza we’re not supposed to make.

I’ll save you some time. The answer is always.

this one is fascinating/terrifying foodisstupid.substack.com/p/we-tried-one…

The 2022 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

Every couch arm in the whole world has some kind of iPhone grease applied to it.