Those BBC negotiations in full: “Delete the tweets” “No” “Okay, well, apologise for them” “No” “We’ll get somebody else in to do your job if you don’t” *Everyone downs tools* “Will you at least promise not to tweet political stuff in the future?” “No” “Okay, we have a deal”

A thread. Idk whether I'm only aware of this because I did a Refugee Studies module at uni and spent some time with the UNHCR, but an increasing number of people seem to think this is fact, and it isn't. It does need sharing far and wide, though.

i’ve long said this image will haunt johnson. it bloody needs to as well!

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superhuman.

BREAKING NEWS: UK government leaves European bloc that contains almost every European country, including all neighbouring countries, to join a Pacific trading bloc for a predicted 0.08% trade gain. More to follow... #CPTPP #Brexit

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 😎

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If you'd like this petition to have more impact, then sign here. I didn't start the petition, merely amplifying it, as the gaslighting of voters by this govt about the post Brexit economy is truly obscene petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6282… Then please RT RT RT

WE DID IT Audrey! 🏅 Thank you to every single person who has helped make today possible. We’ve just set a #GuinnessWorldRecord for the fastest marathon with an ileostomy. 🤯… less then 12 months since I stopped chemotherapy. Anything is possible … instagr.am/p/CrYsdEzIMV8/

#BrexitInquiry yes please. can we dust off traitors gate while we are at it?

Let's shout it from the rooftops #BrexitInquiry because BBC News be like...

RETWEET if you commit to putting perfection aside and voting for whichever party can beat the tories in your seat. This is the only way we can defeat thousands of tory councillors on 4th May. #LocalElections2023

Ed Balls

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Suella Braverman keeps repeating that the Rwanda scheme etc is the “will of the British people” If, like me, you’re British, & this is not your “will” let her know by retweeting this please. We deserve to be heard #RwandaNotInMyName Suella Braverman MP

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any apple iphone savants out there? can you have two different “hey Siri” voices on the same iphone?