If you want to reduce abortion rates: -Make birth control accessible and inexpensive -Fund Sex Education programs in primary schools -Subsidize day care -Give tax breaks to single mothers -Subsidize prenatal care If you want to punish women for existing: -Be Ohio And Georgia

I never thought I'd say this I miss Fargo

When you are running a low end zone camera for @Espn and you’re right in front of the band for the entire game...and know you have the best job in the world. NDSU GSMB North Dakota State University

What exactly are bassoon players hoping to achieve

me at age 14 wearing a pad for the first time

thread of ACTUAL older men that ACTUALLY hit different ✨

Penn State students are holding a candlelight vigil for their local Taco Bell that is closing down. Some things are bigger than sports

gender reveal where you cut into a baby and reveal that it’s a cake

they've had enough

The Senate Republican plan: - $29,400,000,000 for the Pentagon - $0 for hazard pay - $0 for nutrition assistance - $0 for the uninsured/under-insured - $0 for the Postal Service - $0 for state and local governments - 100% deduction for three-martini CEO lunches What a disaster.

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

#HerdHalloween Otto Van Sayler, A Very Distinguished Lad

I hope Jenna Marbles is doing well

#scheelsgameday

Can’t go to First Ave without taking a picture with my favorite Minnesota band The Hold Steady

Resisting The feminine urge the binge Fleabag again

it’s hard to be a whale because when they’re feeling depressed they can’t even go on a little walk to clear their head

I am an intrusive thot