Landscaping be like “the soil pH is off by .01 and I received 1 extra drop of water this week. I’m dead.” Weeds be like “you only pulled up 17 feet of my roots. I’ll be back bigger and stronger by Tuesday. P.S. weedmat? That’s cute.”

Cade Smith just came in with the bases loaded and nobody out and struck out the side on 15 pitches. Wow. Guardians take a 3-0 lead into the ninth.

Cade Smith is absolutely filthy.

Cade Smith faced 7 batters for Cleveland Guardians in Detroit over 2 outings. 6 Ks and a walk. It’s not that he got all 6 outs via strikeout, including 3 with bases loaded, it’s that he got 6 against 2-3-4 and 3-4-5 hitters.

If you’re ever not feeling your sharpest, just remember that drug commercials warn people who are allergic to the drug to not take it.

If you’re at a store that has items without price tags, what’s the move?

Crossed 15,000 steps for a new single day, single airport PR. Can I break 20k?

The Atlanta airport has a lot of gates. And I saw all of them. #14HourDelay

Updated map of the USA:

The moment arrived 👏👏👏 At 32 years old, Chukwuebuka Enekwechi, OLY surpassed the 22 meter line for the first time in his shot put career, throwing 22.10m (72-6.25) to become the first African athlete to accomplish such a feat. How big of a deal was it? Listen to his reaction to it.

When there is a highway with 3 lanes, how come 98.9% of you refuse to acknowledge that the right lane exists?

Cosm just announced that the company will be opening its fifth venue in downtown Cleveland. They currently have locations in Los Angeles and Dallas, with Atlanta, Detroit, and now Cleveland in progress. The goal is to open 50 locations within five years.

Another baffling trend by drivers: pull-through parking/backing in at the grocery store. …you know you need your trunk, right?

Omer Mayer with a big performance in a win over Finland. PTS: 19 ASTS: 6 REBS: 5 3-PTRS: 5-9 + / -: +30 MINS: 25 Now 2-0 in pool play. Face Poland on Monday.

Unpopular Opinion: Never understood the fascination in baseball for how far a home run travels. As relevant as a radar gun on a jump shot.

Airports be like: do not even look at the gate until we call your zone. If you stand up before we tell you it’s okay, no one boards. Maybe no fly list. Don’t tempt us. also airports: we have 500 people on this flight. Here are 19 chairs. Sit back & relax until we call your zone

When is the last time you held a shovel for any reason?

“I understood my purpose” What a beautiful way to look at parenthood

These takes drive me crazy. You have no idea how these people in the recent past struggled. And not struggled because they could barely afford their $1300 phone, but because it was hard to find food to eat. Look, I get it. Your life is hard. But just like every generation

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