Happy last day @ MC Shout out to everyone graduating … couldn’t be me

DIXIELAND DELIGHT IS ABOUT TENNESSEE AND IT IS BLARING IN NEYLAND STADIUM RIGHT NOW

What a great day to be a Tennessee Volunteer

“I look like a vampire bit a Mexican” - Yoshi

Just heard a guy in library ask his buddy what the word “agriculture” meant. His friend also didn’t know. This was immediately after they were complaining about being business majors.

I’ve stopped correcting the elderly people who come up to me in public and assume that I play basketball at UTK. There are dozens of them out there rooting for me this season.

Things only get more and more interesting. ;)

#OpenDnD

My biggest supporters are the old men who play trivia at Brackins and know me exclusively as “Mo Money”

Going on a quest (doing my homework) to slay the evil wizard (my professor) and save the kingdom (my GPA)

Some days you’re gonna feel like you were the 500th gec and that’s ok.

cop: is that a smirnoff ice in your car me: sure is, buddy. drink up cop: (taking a knee) damnit

ADHD person about to make a mistake: “I’ll put my drink in the freezer so it cools faster!”

My favorite characters from Barbie: Doctor Who, Rob Brydon dressed like a pimp, and the guy from Fleabag with big teeth

My body when Rocky Top finally plays for the first time in Neyland this season

It’s honestly so sad that I’ll never be able to go to one of those medieval times dinner shows

“I wasn’t crying. My eyes became wet, and I dried them.” - Jakob

Loudly bragging about how you cheat on exams in the UTK library is not the flex these kids think it is