Secured myself a PS5 🥳

This Is Just To Say I have eaten the mudpie that was on the receipt because you had apparently used too small a slice and now my stomach is absolutely fucked

"Somehow the animals are always the first to know."

A win and three points for the Jambos, who maintain the unbeaten start to the season! Next stop: 🇨🇭 📲 drinkcarabao.co.uk

"Let that be a lesson to ya, sweetie. Never love anything."

Yikes

"Alright pie, I'm just gonna do this... and if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

3️⃣ points, the win and 8️⃣ Edinburgh derby games unbeaten for the 𝗠𝗘𝗡 in maroon. 📲 drinkcarabao.co.uk

And the Hearts go marching on 🏆 📲 drinkcarabao.co.uk

To celebrate Shankland hitting 2️⃣0️⃣ goals for the season, we're giving away one of his signed matchworn Europa Conference League shirts 🔥 RT to enter! 🤞

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FULL TIME: Scotland 2-0 Spain. A HUGE performance from Steve Clarke's team 💪 Two goals from Scott McTominay either side of half time means it's two wins out of two to start our European Qualifying campaign! #SCOESP

THE JAMBOS ARE THROUGH TO THE #UECL PLAY-OFF ROUND!

Death, Taxes and the home team always winning this fixture

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | Samaritans

...AND WE'RE OFF TO GERMANY 🎶 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The Jambos win at Celtic Park!

THE HEARTS ARE VICTORIOUS IN THE DERBY