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it's a country not a household

insane how much Manhattan changed in my lifetime pictured is Extra Place, a now-destroyed little street that still boasts a sign earlier pics are from somewhere between 1978-1982

I have underestimated to what extent sitcoms have trained normies to believe that pretty much any comment is the setup to a punchline, regardless of whether it's genuinely funny.

I cant be the only person who has gone through life thinking that if you go up a full shoe size theyre basically falling off your feet i wear a size 5 and found a really rare pair of sneakers in a 6 online tried my friend's 6.5 and they were fine, just had to tighten the laces

Second Waymo screwup Car stopped across the street and didnt register it as the correct location so it circled around the block so it could turn on to the other side.

this is how i found out a tweet from my oncologist:

If anyone asks you what your favorite dinosaur is, you should always say Dimetrodon The only people who care will be the ones triggered bc it was not in fact a dinosaur When they try to explain just keep replying "but didn't it live like a really long time ago?"

The panel where the Dick Tracy comic officially jumped the shark

TIL Chuck Grassley is 91 #adrenochrome

Disco music is underrated.

Congrats to Michael Malice on booking the cover of The Spectator. Good get, Benjamin Domenech! 😂

"Hi, my handle is crazy Jesus but I'm really crazy for cum"

Alex Marquardt One of CNN's reporters should step up and do a story on the extraordinary numbers of defamation settlements that network has paid out over the last thirty years. That would actually be interesting, as opposed to everything else they report.

Alex Marquardt hey buddy time to update your twitter bio is it scary looking for a new job when so many of your fellow literal-demons are out of work, and your resume includes costing your network millions?

can someone direct alex to the nearest soup kitchen? he doesn't have a plan B after he was too brazenly dishonest even for cnn

he won't yet another CNN lie